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Hey, Seth, bro.

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Um, so you haven't asked me which I want
for my birthday.

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Because I already know what I'm getting.

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What? A little birthday card and a gift
card.

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What do you want?

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That's it?

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Yeah.

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Well, I was thinking maybe you could
help me get a new car.

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You want me to get you a brand new car?

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Yeah.

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Like... Kind of. I want you to help
convince your dad to get me a brand new

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So you want me to ask my dad to get his
stepdaughter a brand new car? Not his

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own son, his stepdaughter?

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Yeah.

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No, you're fucking crazy, no.

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Well, what if I do something for you and
you convince him then?

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You're going to have to do a lot of
laundry, a lot of cooking, my

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room. Could even use a cleaning.

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Okay.

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Um... Yeah, I mean... That's it?

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Want to wash my car, too?

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You know he'll do whatever you ask.

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Fine. Fine. Okay?

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But I'd like to see how you handle a big
load, so... Let me go grab the laundry

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and you get started with that.

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Whatever.

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Your bed's made.

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There's the laundry.

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That's it?

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Yep. Not too bad.

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This is cute.

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It's a nice top.

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That's uneven.

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It should hold up better.

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Yeah, you should have hangers, so...
Realistically, I'm being picky.

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We have matching pants to go with this.

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That was not a good fold.

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No, it wasn't.

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That's a stupid shirt.

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Look, I'm feeling a little hungry, but I
have a lot of work to do.

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I mean, I guess I can make you something
to eat.

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That would be great.

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Why don't you just sit down and I'll
bring it out.

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Alright.

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Alright,

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breakfast is ready.

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Smells good.

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Do you think we could do peanut butter?
I don't like mustard.

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Uh oh.

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Your dad likes mustard.

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No, I could make you a peanut butter one
instead.

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Thanks.

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Go sit down. It's okay.

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That's what you want.

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Just stand there and watch.

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Do you want it extra toasted?

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Yeah, that'll be fine. Okay.

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It's nice and creamy peanut butter.

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Make sure you've got good coverage of
the butter.

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See, that looks better. Was that better
breakfast?

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A lot better.

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Yeah.

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Told you I could take care of you.

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It tastes so good with the peanut
butter.

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I guess I can make this

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for you for breakfast tomorrow.

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That'd be great.

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What else are you going to do later?

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Nothing, just finish up the work I got.

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Well, you have to have some more laundry
of hers to fold.

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Yeah, I got a little bit more for you to
take care of.

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I'm going to make sure I get my brand
new car.

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Here you go.

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Those bananas are so good.

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Are they?

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I'm happy you like them.

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Do you want another one?

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Oh, yes, please.

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I got plenty of bananas.

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Does this make you happy, Stepbro?

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Very happy.

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Hey, um, what are you doing?

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Well, you said I needed to be more
responsible, so I thought I would look

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all your bills and stuff and try and
figure them out.

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I was

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trying. Most of them were adding up.

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I mean, it's actually pretty good.

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Really? Yeah.

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There's a little stuff here.

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You did all this by yourself?

91
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Yeah. It wasn't terribly hard.

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It's pretty impressive.

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You might want to double check it
though.

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Alright.

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This is actually really impressive. This
is really good.

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Thank you.

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It's all here. That's crazy.

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You really did this all by yourself?

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Yeah, I've been trying to learn.

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This is great.

101
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Maybe I don't even have to do this by
myself.

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Maybe you can help big bro with
something else.

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I mean, it might be a little hard for
you.

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Yeah, I mean, I'm trying to get myself a
new car, so as long as you convince

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your dad, I'm down to help.

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Alright.

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is maybe you do them every year for me.

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I don't know about that.

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Probably because your car is a write
-off.

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I mean, as long as I get my car, I
really don't need to be doing this

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It's a big part of being an adult, so.

112
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Well, this isn't too hard.

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Yeah, but just get any numbers wrong.

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No, they'll come knocking at the door.

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Nah, I think they'll be fine. They're
not that, like, mean about taxes, are

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they? Yeah, they're pretty fucking
greedy about their money.

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Mm -mm.

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Oh, you're bad.

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Gas is a real big write -off. I know.
There's gas going up right now. I better

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start to... Every bit counts. I know.

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Can't forget about gas.

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And the mileage.

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And then... Lunch, coffee.

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It's another write -off this day.

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I guess I would fall under the line, so
I'm just going to put this.

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So if I drive it from to and from
school, let's see,

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with gas going up, I should probably,

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let's see, put aside about this much for
gas,

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about 20 bucks. If I don't drive too
much.

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20 bucks will get you really far.

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With insurance, I'll have to pay like
once a month, right?

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Every month for six months, yes.

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For six months?

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Yeah. It comes out to about $2 ,300.

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That's a lot. $2 ,300.

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And then 20 times 4, because it's
permanent.

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23 is for six months.

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So I do $2 ,300 divided by 6.

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4.

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38, 38, 33.

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That's 400. 20 times 4 is 80.

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480.

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It's going to be so far close to like...
$500 a month for this car.

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That's crazy.

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Well, just know it's all going on the
tax credit, so most of it's going to be

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taxed right now.

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I guess.

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It's still like $500.

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It's a lot of money.

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Wow.

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You actually did these files really,
really good. Did I? I'm proud of you.

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Thank you.

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Does that look correct?

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Looks correct.

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Yeah? Yeah.

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Let's see.

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So if I get it for my birthday, along
with all the cash I'm going to get,

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I should hopefully be able to get enough
money so I can wrap it in something

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really cute.

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What color are you thinking?

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I'm thinking a really cute pearlescent
pink so it shines when I drive it

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wrapped, I think maybe pearly pink or I
was thinking wouldn't it be so cute if I

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had like a bald eagle on the hood going
ta -da! A bald eagle on the hood. Yeah.

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It's fucking wild.

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I think it'd be the sickest of wraps.

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Especially with a g -wag.

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A little g -waggy.

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That'd be good for taxes, honestly.

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I mean, do you get your dad to buy me
one?

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I don't even have a key to everything.

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I know, but like, what else has this
been for? Like, you're supposed to

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your dad to buy me a car.

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We'll see.

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We'll see how far we get.

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I still have to ask him, but... Let's
see.

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I'm really impressed by how you filed
all this.

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I, you know, the glasses aren't just for
show. Sometimes I got a brain behind

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it.

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See you at the next video.

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You know, if we put your car under an
LLC, maybe we could get a better deal on

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financing. I mean, yeah, if your dad
just buys it through his company, I

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know why it would be so hard.

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Because I feel like it's totally a tax
write -off.

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I mean, I'm sure there's a way around
it.

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We can figure something out so we're
paying less on it.

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I mean, as long as you guys are paying,
I'm not.

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Well, I mean, you're going to have to
put something towards it. You can't

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you know, wander like you have no
responsibilities.

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What do you mean?

190
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It's a present, though.

191
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You've still got to pay for your own car
insurance and your own gas.

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Okay, well, yeah, you could help me pay
for it. You're my brother. You're

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supposed to help me.

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I'm not paying for your car insurance.

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That's crazy. Okay, well, you could pay
for my gas.

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You're going to send me to go put gas in
my own car?

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00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:10,250
Yeah. No.

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You're getting an expensive car with a
big tank.

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It's going to be a lot of money.

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00:21:15,630 --> 00:21:19,930
Okay. I'm not going to go take my car to
the gas station. You're going to go put

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gas in my car when I get one. I'll put
sugar in your gas tank. I love that.

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00:21:24,530 --> 00:21:27,350
I'm going to be dead in your car if I
put sugar in my gas tank.

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00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:37,250
You know, I think your math is...

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Just a little off.

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What do you mean?

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My math?

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00:21:44,690 --> 00:21:46,710
I have this number off. Go ahead, check
it.

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00:22:02,110 --> 00:22:04,730
See, no, it's 41, not 42.

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00:22:22,180 --> 00:22:25,240
Okay you got that part right, you got
the gas part right.

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Gas was right.

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One more.

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5 ,496.

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So yes, you were 400 under.

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I think I was right.

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You weren't too far off. Your math
wasn't that off.

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It wasn't that bad. It was just like a
couple of numbers off, which is a little

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too bad.

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No, it's not.

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for something that's not too expensive.
I get it. You want to be nice and

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everything, but... Well, I haven't.

221
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It's a really, really cute car, though.

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00:24:00,660 --> 00:24:04,580
Do you want to look it over together,
or...? Oh, you can. I can show you and

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pull it right up.

224
00:24:05,740 --> 00:24:06,920
Okay. Do you want to see it?

225
00:24:07,140 --> 00:24:08,140
Yeah, let's have a seat.

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This one.

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It's a cute car.

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Right?

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It looks really expensive.

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How much is it? It doesn't even have a
price tag. It's like $65 ,000.

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$65 ,000 is bad, right?

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$65 ,000?

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00:24:41,740 --> 00:24:43,500
Well, yeah. Is that bad? Is that a lot?

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Quite a lot of money.

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00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:49,780
I don't think so.

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00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:53,140
You could even look for a better car for
less than the price.

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I know, but look at how cute this car
is.

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Isn't it like... It's cute.

239
00:25:00,820 --> 00:25:02,320
Yeah, it's nice.

240
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:07,460
I mean, that's... It's not a bad price
for this car.

241
00:25:07,780 --> 00:25:10,380
Well, really, it's really not a bad
price for this car.

242
00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:11,799
Well, it's older.

243
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I think it's... Oh, it has 80 ,000 miles
on it.

244
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Okay, yeah. Actually, yeah. That
explains the price.

245
00:25:18,180 --> 00:25:20,600
It's cute, though, isn't it? Yeah, it's
nice. Black.

246
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,200
What's wrong with black?

247
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It just gets dirty fast.

248
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It's like white. It's just as bad as
white. I'll send you to the car wash to

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wash my car.

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00:25:27,890 --> 00:25:30,830
You want me to wash your car? Well,
yeah. I shouldn't have to take care of

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own car.

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00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:34,290
You should have to take care of your own
car.

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No, I think you should.

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That's nice.

255
00:25:40,310 --> 00:25:42,650
It's nice and roomy. I can take the
girls everywhere.

256
00:25:43,130 --> 00:25:44,730
Get some seat warmers.

257
00:25:44,970 --> 00:25:46,370
Oh, I love seat warmers.

258
00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:49,509
That's nice.

259
00:25:49,510 --> 00:25:51,810
It's actually really outdated. I don't
know if I like that Saturn console.

260
00:25:52,090 --> 00:25:52,939
No, it should.

261
00:25:52,940 --> 00:25:54,580
Look at the side of New Orleans.

262
00:25:56,060 --> 00:25:57,780
Oh, my God.

263
00:25:59,220 --> 00:26:00,220
Six by six.

264
00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:02,640
There's so many wheels on that car.

265
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,260
I don't like that. I don't like that. It
looks like a truck. You know,

266
00:26:06,260 --> 00:26:07,940
theoretically, it's kind of useless.

267
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:10,040
Is it? Does it work?

268
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,320
I mean, it works, but it's like.

269
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,460
Oh, it's a V8. Look at that. It'll go
fast.

270
00:26:16,100 --> 00:26:18,260
Most of the time, these trucks aren't
even road legal.

271
00:26:19,220 --> 00:26:20,980
Well, it doesn't really count as a
truck, though.

272
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:22,580
It's.

273
00:26:23,150 --> 00:26:24,430
Oh, but look at that interior.

274
00:26:24,830 --> 00:26:25,830
It's considered like a utility vehicle.

275
00:26:25,850 --> 00:26:27,590
Okay, but the interior is cute, isn't
it?

276
00:26:28,190 --> 00:26:29,190
It is.

277
00:26:30,410 --> 00:26:31,570
A six by six.

278
00:26:31,890 --> 00:26:33,110
That's a lot of fucking gas.

279
00:26:34,150 --> 00:26:36,990
Yeah, but you're going to be putting gas
in there. And you can't even tow with

280
00:26:36,990 --> 00:26:38,750
this. Do I need to tow?

281
00:26:38,990 --> 00:26:40,830
No. It's always useful. You just never
know.

282
00:26:41,030 --> 00:26:42,030
You just never know.

283
00:26:42,270 --> 00:26:46,070
But like, can't you just tow with your
little car?

284
00:26:46,370 --> 00:26:49,930
No. It's too small. It's like a quarter
the size of that truck. Oh.

285
00:26:50,590 --> 00:26:52,290
Well, why can't you just get a cooler
car?

286
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,200
It's a one -color car.

287
00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:57,380
Well, now you sound like the one.

288
00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,020
See, this one's nice.

289
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:01,600
I don't like the color.

290
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:03,060
You don't like the color?

291
00:27:03,300 --> 00:27:04,300
No.

292
00:27:04,900 --> 00:27:07,840
That gray is so ugly and so sad and,
like, depressing.

293
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:13,380
Oh, that was a Nardo gray. It's not a
Nardo gray.

294
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,700
That was an Arabian gray.

295
00:27:15,980 --> 00:27:16,980
Arabian gray.

296
00:27:18,260 --> 00:27:19,260
Alfonso.

297
00:27:22,940 --> 00:27:25,080
Oh, that's so cute. A blue one? A little
blue.

298
00:27:32,340 --> 00:27:33,640
That looks really low, though.

299
00:27:35,700 --> 00:27:36,940
Are they low? Am I crazy?

300
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,660
No, they're... I mean, they sit pretty
high up.

301
00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:44,040
Oh, look at that. That is really pretty.

302
00:27:44,860 --> 00:27:47,060
The monthly payment on this thing would
be insane.

303
00:27:47,660 --> 00:27:48,660
How much is it?

304
00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:50,340
Let me look at the price again.

305
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,280
Oh, it's sold.

306
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:55,760
Oh.

307
00:27:56,340 --> 00:27:58,180
Well, what was it before it sold?

308
00:27:58,560 --> 00:27:59,560
I didn't see.

309
00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:02,620
Let's see. Let's try to find one that's
not for sale.

310
00:28:03,180 --> 00:28:04,220
What about this one?

311
00:28:05,580 --> 00:28:08,480
I don't know about that one.

312
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:13,580
I know all the rubber duckies are always
on those dashes. I just found out,

313
00:28:13,660 --> 00:28:14,660
though.

314
00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:17,940
It's not that bad in price.

315
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:20,320
How much?

316
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:23,160
I don't know. I don't read the whole
thing.

317
00:28:23,980 --> 00:28:26,980
I just thought that didn't look like a
bad price for whatever there may be

318
00:28:26,980 --> 00:28:27,980
advertising.

319
00:28:29,100 --> 00:28:30,240
Grunge. Painted.

320
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,300
Protected. Oh, they're talking about the
wrap. Oh, it's a film.

321
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:34,520
Can I do that?

322
00:28:34,740 --> 00:28:38,060
Yeah. Because that could go over the
wrap to keep it from scratching.

323
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,320
Oh.

324
00:28:39,380 --> 00:28:41,840
It's like paint protector. I don't know.
Actually, I'm going to look up.

325
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:43,160
Hold on.

326
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,520
That? No, the one underneath it. That?

327
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:46,720
Yeah.

328
00:28:46,940 --> 00:28:47,940
That's ugly.

329
00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:49,540
It's like a winder.

330
00:28:50,460 --> 00:28:52,560
It's like a magenta. Do you think that's
magenta?

331
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,160
Yeah. You think that's magenta?

332
00:28:54,380 --> 00:28:55,600
No. You think, hold on.

333
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:57,780
Now we're having a talk.

334
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:00,600
Magenta.

335
00:29:01,180 --> 00:29:02,260
I spelled it right.

336
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,480
It's close. That is not magenta.

337
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,320
Well, look at the different shades of
magenta.

338
00:29:10,980 --> 00:29:12,900
That is magenta purple. It is purple.

339
00:29:13,540 --> 00:29:15,380
Oh, it's close. That's magenta.

340
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:19,080
What?

341
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:20,800
You were not close.

342
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:24,360
That's also, like, not cute.

343
00:29:25,020 --> 00:29:26,820
That's actually really nice. You think
that's nice?

344
00:29:27,020 --> 00:29:28,180
Yeah. I drive it.

345
00:29:28,900 --> 00:29:29,900
It's a mom car.

346
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:32,020
Oh, I... It is a nice car.

347
00:29:33,060 --> 00:29:34,180
It's a mom car, though.

348
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:37,140
I know, but it's cute. You can, like,
haul everyone around in it. See, like,

349
00:29:37,140 --> 00:29:39,300
look at it. Is that a complete picture
of it, or a thing?

350
00:29:40,260 --> 00:29:42,660
That might be, because this doesn't look
like anyone, though. That looks old.

351
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:44,800
It's, like, a 21, I think.

352
00:29:47,020 --> 00:29:48,300
I was looking at the...

353
00:29:49,639 --> 00:29:51,320
The ST versions of them.

354
00:29:52,420 --> 00:29:55,340
You could get those up to like 700
horsepower in a tune.

355
00:29:55,820 --> 00:29:56,920
It's pretty nice.

356
00:29:57,140 --> 00:30:01,040
I just found out that they fake their
noises. You know how they do that with

357
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:02,580
cars? What noises?

358
00:30:04,100 --> 00:30:09,680
They fake the noises sometimes. It's not
like a real place in the speaker now.

359
00:30:11,140 --> 00:30:14,520
Don't look at me like that. I swear it's
a real thing. I swear it's a real

360
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:18,480
thing. It kind of sucks because in the
new ones they took the sunroof out.

361
00:30:19,380 --> 00:30:22,320
Really? Because I had a sunroof, and it
was so pretty. It was so nice. Like,

362
00:30:22,340 --> 00:30:25,060
when you would drive in the summer, you
would just pull, granted, in California,

363
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,900
not in, like, the hot desert.

364
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:28,560
It's so nice.

365
00:30:30,140 --> 00:30:33,920
And then this one, that one also had
massaging seats. The new ones do not

366
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:34,980
the massaging seats. Really?

367
00:30:35,180 --> 00:30:37,000
Who do you think the newer ones would?
The off -road.

368
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:40,760
Off -road is the one that has the
massaging seats. And I went, are you

369
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:41,760
me?

370
00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:46,000
You get the whole, you get the whole
there. You get the, like, the top is

371
00:30:46,060 --> 00:30:47,900
but not massage seats.

372
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:51,280
With that trim, you have to get the off
-road for the trim.

373
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:54,560
It's a weird thing to complain about
right now.

374
00:30:55,260 --> 00:30:57,080
See, I was telling you. I told you I was
right.

375
00:31:00,740 --> 00:31:04,920
You feel silly not to check. I told you
I was right. That's retarded.

376
00:31:06,940 --> 00:31:08,140
Well, I don't make the car.

377
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:10,320
So, yeah.

378
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:11,539
That car.

379
00:31:11,540 --> 00:31:12,539
That's still a nice car.

380
00:31:12,540 --> 00:31:13,540
Right?

381
00:31:13,660 --> 00:31:17,000
It'd be so cute to have it, like, with a
big bow at my birthday party.

382
00:31:19,129 --> 00:31:20,430
Now you're just reaching.

383
00:31:21,090 --> 00:31:22,090
What do you mean?

384
00:31:22,550 --> 00:31:26,090
It's not that hard to get a big bow.
Okay, I can just look up. Big bow.

385
00:31:26,750 --> 00:31:27,750
Big car bow.

386
00:31:28,230 --> 00:31:30,510
And it gets delivered like the next day.

387
00:31:32,570 --> 00:31:33,570
See?

388
00:31:33,670 --> 00:31:34,670
Same day.

389
00:31:34,830 --> 00:31:36,050
Same day. We'll see.

390
00:31:36,750 --> 00:31:37,850
Overnight. We'll see.

391
00:31:38,830 --> 00:31:40,130
I don't think it's that hard.

392
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,820
But like I said, we'll see. When the
time comes, we'll see.

393
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,840
I'm over here trying to have a wonderful
birthday, and I feel like you're

394
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:55,400
really, like, trying to spoil my
birthday fun.

395
00:31:55,620 --> 00:31:56,299
No, I'm not.

396
00:31:56,300 --> 00:31:58,020
You're not, like, supporting the fun
birthday.

397
00:31:58,260 --> 00:32:02,500
As a brother, you should be like, yeah,
go off, have a great birthday. Yeah,

398
00:32:02,540 --> 00:32:05,740
yeah, I think he should have a great
birthday, but with a bow on top of the

399
00:32:05,740 --> 00:32:07,340
like that, it's just reaching.

400
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:09,640
I don't think so.

401
00:32:23,270 --> 00:32:25,850
Have you been looking at wheels for your
car, or you don't care about the

402
00:32:25,850 --> 00:32:26,850
wheels?

403
00:32:27,130 --> 00:32:28,350
Doesn't the car come with wheels?

404
00:32:28,610 --> 00:32:31,470
Well, yeah, but you could always add
your own little taste to it.

405
00:32:31,990 --> 00:32:33,450
Like, what kind of wheels would I get?

406
00:32:35,110 --> 00:32:38,050
I don't know. Do you want girly wheels,
or do you want actual wheels?

407
00:32:38,930 --> 00:32:40,570
Hold on. There's a girly version.

408
00:32:41,810 --> 00:32:42,810
Girly.

409
00:32:44,410 --> 00:32:46,610
There's ones with hearts on them.

410
00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:50,050
I've seen wheels with hearts on them. I
have not seen wheels with hearts.

411
00:32:50,230 --> 00:32:51,230
Really?

412
00:32:51,620 --> 00:32:52,960
Yeah. Those are rims.

413
00:32:53,620 --> 00:32:55,320
They come in pink, black, white.

414
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:59,400
These are wheels or are these rims?
They're rims. Wheels, rims. They have

415
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:00,039
Same shit.

416
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:01,800
Don't say same shit because it's not
same shit.

417
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:05,180
Tires are different. See, that's where I
get confused. I call wheels tires

418
00:33:05,180 --> 00:33:08,140
because that's what I thought it was
because apparently they're not.

419
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:12,320
Oh, that's so cute though, isn't it?

420
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,980
Yeah, they're nice. They're expensive as
fuck though. They are.

421
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,300
Because that's per wheel and not for the
set.

422
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:19,760
Oh.

423
00:33:20,419 --> 00:33:21,419
That's stupid.

424
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:23,000
What do you mean that's stupid?

425
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:24,620
Per wheel, not for a set.

426
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:28,700
Yeah, a set I think is like... So I'm
just gonna... I'm buying one wheel.

427
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:32,900
But I have four of them, so why wouldn't
they sell them in a set?

428
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:36,560
Because they just sell them. Actually
really cute. Some people, you know, some

429
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:39,320
people are weird and they put different
wheels on the back and different wheels

430
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:40,320
on the front.

431
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:41,400
Stupid.

432
00:33:42,300 --> 00:33:46,400
I don't know, I don't... Some people do.
Normal people have all the same four

433
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,400
tires, but yeah.

434
00:33:48,380 --> 00:33:49,920
Hey, that's actually really cute, the
pink.

435
00:33:52,700 --> 00:33:54,520
Those are the girly version of wheels,
aren't they?

436
00:33:55,660 --> 00:33:58,540
I don't know. I think those are the
girly going ones that I've seen so far.

437
00:33:59,020 --> 00:34:00,019
Okay, these?

438
00:34:00,020 --> 00:34:01,020
Like a flower?

439
00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:04,000
That's pretty cool. That's actually
really cute. It's like a dandelion.

440
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:06,140
Imagine that on a baby blue car.

441
00:34:08,639 --> 00:34:10,420
Oh, and that one?

442
00:34:11,100 --> 00:34:12,018
Pink flower.

443
00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:13,020
It's like a lily.

444
00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:15,659
I think they call it a sakura.

445
00:34:18,830 --> 00:34:19,830
Is that a flower?

446
00:34:20,330 --> 00:34:22,150
I think so. Like a blossom?

447
00:34:22,389 --> 00:34:26,050
Well, don't worry. I have the internet
right here. I can just look it up right

448
00:34:26,050 --> 00:34:29,010
now. It's a sakura flower.

449
00:34:31,650 --> 00:34:32,670
It's a cherry blossom.

450
00:34:33,710 --> 00:34:35,310
You were close. I was close.

451
00:34:35,630 --> 00:34:36,630
We were both close.

452
00:34:38,650 --> 00:34:39,650
Oh, they're pretty.

453
00:34:40,690 --> 00:34:44,350
I think these wheels would look really
cute if I got the car wrapped in pink.

454
00:34:44,969 --> 00:34:45,969
The black ones?

455
00:34:46,110 --> 00:34:47,110
No, the...

456
00:34:47,130 --> 00:34:48,190
The little pink flower.

457
00:34:48,449 --> 00:34:49,449
Pink on pink?

458
00:34:49,590 --> 00:34:51,250
What's wrong with pink on pink? It's a
girly car.

459
00:34:52,429 --> 00:34:55,210
Oh, no, I feel like too much pink just
kills it.

460
00:34:55,929 --> 00:34:59,270
I think you're just not seeing the
vision. Everything is pink on pink on

461
00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:00,430
even the interior.

462
00:35:01,210 --> 00:35:02,210
Even the interior?

463
00:35:02,410 --> 00:35:03,410
Okay, no.

464
00:35:03,730 --> 00:35:05,570
Okay, I think you need to see it. Why
don't you come down here?

465
00:35:06,170 --> 00:35:08,850
Don't shake your head like that. You're
going to get me my car.

466
00:35:09,110 --> 00:35:11,330
I am, but like I said, you still got a
long ways to go.

467
00:35:11,830 --> 00:35:14,470
No, long ways is next week. My birthday
is next week.

468
00:35:16,460 --> 00:35:18,620
You have a goal out here. You have to
get me my car.

469
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:22,320
You got a long ways to go, but we'll
see.

470
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:26,640
Like I said, I didn't say, I said I'll
talk to him. I didn't say what's going

471
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:27,640
happen.

472
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:33,700
Whatever, whatever. I'm sure whatever
you say, your dad will get me a car.

473
00:36:09,919 --> 00:36:11,760
I think we should go look at cars now.

474
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:14,060
Yeah? Let's go take a look.

475
00:36:14,260 --> 00:36:15,260
Let's go.